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The Ministry of Silly Votes presents: where does your X belong?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE · 17 October 2026
Live now: the quiz

New quiz's racism-o-meter goes up to eleven, and so does the case against anyone getting rich off your anger

VoteRace pairs dry British humour with hard facts, and asks every voter one question: who is making money out of me being furious?

A new, free and gently daft UK quiz launches today with a serious aim: to explain, kindly and with jokes, why some common views about race are racist, and to point people at the real winners of the culture war: the grifters selling grievance for cash.

VoteRace asks ten questions about race, immigration and equality. After every answer, it delivers a quip and a real fact, from the Stephen Lawrence inquiry and the Windrush scandal to the Equality Act 2010 and why “race” is not a biological hierarchy. At the end, players get a reading on a racism-o-meter that goes up to eleven, because ten felt too tidy. They also see which UK parties' published policies sit closest to their views.

The aim is persuasion, not point-scoring. The quiz separates prejudice (attitudes about people) from policy (which reasonable people argue about). Wanting lower net migration, for example, is a policy view and does not count towards the racism score. Being uncomfortable with neighbours of a different ethnicity does. The quiz explains the difference, and gives a simple test for when one becomes the other: would your answer change if every arrival were white and spoke like a Home Counties dentist?

The target is the grifters. Every player, whatever their score, gets a “Follow the money” card. It points out that for some online personalities and “movements”, anger is the product, paid for through subscriptions, merchandise, “memberships”, crowdfunding and advertising on rage-bait content. It asks three questions: Who gets paid when I'm furious? What happens to me if it goes wrong? Would they still be rich if everyone calmed down?

Who it is for: anyone in the UK who suspects they might hold a prejudiced view without having thought about it, anyone who wants a laugh at the grifters' expense, and anyone who has a relative they'd like to quietly forward it to.

What it is not: a polling organisation, a scientific instrument, or an accusation. It does not name or target any individual or organisation, and it does not judge any party's motives. It describes what parties say they would do.

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About VoteRace

VoteRace is a free, satirical, educational quiz. It is silly in tone and serious in purpose. It is not endorsed by any political party, pub or Nigel.

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